Job Hunting
I’ve been working hard lately. I thought you might like to know what I’ve been up to. I got a job at an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate, so I got canned. Then I worked in the woods … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
Mistaken Identity
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling … Continue reading →
Your Husband Will Surely Die
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy … Continue reading →
The Realistic Miracle Diet
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, 8 oz. low fat or skim milk Lunch: 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack: Rest of Oreos in … Continue reading →
Good Morning, I Am God
Good morning, I am God. Today, I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If the devil happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, DO NOT attempt … Continue reading →
First Time in Church
My grandson returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went. He said, “The music was nice, but the commercial was too long.”
Continue reading →How to Clean the Toilet
You Will Need: One Toilet, One Cat, Appropriate Amount of Cat Shampoo Add the appropriate amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the … Continue reading →
Unarmed Self Defense
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, “What steps … Continue reading →
Meaningful Conversation
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.” The attorney said, “Well, do you have any … Continue reading →
A Sizable Donation
When the minister picked up the phone, a special agent from the IRS was on the line. “Hello, is this the minister?” “Yes, this is.” “I’m calling to inquire about a member of your congregation, a Dr. Smith. Do you … Continue reading →