During a church service, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead. The church grew quiet, except for a little boy who turned to his father and piped, “Dad, you have some of their albums!”
Continue reading →It was my wife’s birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. “Can’t talk,” I said, “I’m driving.” “Where are you?” she asked. She wasn’t happy when I said the 7th tee.
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Continue reading →At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in … Continue reading →
Dear God,May we know your goodness and be grateful in all things and for all our lives.It’s easy to be grateful for the good we experience, moments of joy, and when we succeed.It’s not as easy to be grateful during … Continue reading →
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning. It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up … Continue reading →
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I … Continue reading →
Two mice fell into a deep cream bowl. One was an optimistic soul. But the other took the gloomy view. “We’ll drown,” he lamented without much ado. With a last despairing cry, he flung up his legs and said “Goodbye.” … Continue reading →
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Continue reading →A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading →